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Arrival of the dates when our phones are filled with much SMS with Christmas cards, with more or less grace, but all with the best intentions of wanting the best for new year. Send Christmas SMS text quotes to friends and families, you will can send all kinds of messages they will receive them on their mobile with a smile.
The year you stop believing in Santa Claus is the year you start getting clothes for Christmas.
Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
If one night a big fat man, jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve.
This year I thought only congratulate the people I like and is important in my life, but in the end I am going to send messages to the usual. Merry Christmas.
Christmas is truly a magical moment. Your money disappears into thin air.
That in these celebrations, the magic is your best suit, your smile the best gift, your eyes the best destiny and happiness my best wish. Merry Christmas.
What did the big candle say to the little candle ? I'm going out tonight !.
Friendship is like a violin the music may stop now and then, but the strings will last forever.
What's red & white & red & white &red & white & red & white??? A. Santa Claus Rolling down a Hill !!!.
Where are you?, We're looking for you!, You must come urgently!, You know you can not make the crib without the donkey!. Merry christmas.
So we advance in life: First you believe in Santa Claus, then you do not believe in Santa Claus, and the end one is Santa Claus. Congratulations.
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year 2017 and Christmas.
After all the events that caused you tears; Here comes the new ones that will bring you cheer; Forget the past, the future is here; Let us welcome the happy New Year 2017!.
Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.
Sometimes someone comes into your life and you know immediately who was born to be there. So I miss you so much this Christmas...
We wish you a merry Christmas and a superb and prosperous New Year 2017.
If this night someone gets you into a sack dont fear, it's because this year I have asked you to Santa! Merry Christmas!.
Santa: "So little girl, what would you like for Christmas?" Girl: "I want a Barbie Doll and a G.I. Joe.".
What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum - you can’t beat it…
You never think it is fair right thing because if you put a finger in the ass is just, but it is not correct. The correct thing now is to wish you Merry Christmas!.
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail? She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one!.
I made no resolutions for the New Year 2017. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
I wish you lovely Xmas I wish you favorable I wish you enjoyable you will not lack in this Xmas thy Lord shall provide to you! Merry Christmas.
New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
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